i hate the dalai lama

ok so i know i mentioned
awhile ago that i told my parents
that i was like the dalai lama or something
but i really hate
the dalai lama
i think he is kind of an asshole
so i guess that i meant that i was
a good dalai lama or an ideal dalai
lama and not that retard that has
martin scorsese following him around
and also i hate martin scorsese

bad safety words

pistol
piston
autopsy
unicorn
harder

you're so vain

i bet you think
this blog is about you
don't you?
don't you?

my new band is called Disastrous Evening

the songs so far:
fake jason bateman
cop dreams
self sabotage

there may be ten thousand more where this came from

Ben Loveless sat in the darkness of his office staring at the
windowsign. The sunsign was setting. The sunlightsign was leaving the
room. The only other light created was from the end of the cigsign he
was smoking. He sat waiting in the darkness. Nudi Andersson was late,
as usual...

sampler

i am making a sampler
i will show it to you
when i'm done

flag of the new country

i don't think these are words

newverberment
simpalginam
liozenogrophum

the orbiter

the orbiter isn't working
very well
it was hit
by cosmic rays

i have trouble finishing things

i have trouble finishing things
i have trouble finishing things

i see now

i see now
that you should not
be allowed enter
but there was a time
not too long ago
when i would have let you in
in an instant

my Daisy

my Daisy
sings the songs
that old dogs sing
a roo roo roo
roo roo

i am into you

i am into you
and you are into me
ka boom
boom
boom boom boom

you like that girl

you like that girl
standing out there
in the courtyard
yes
it's sunny outside
repeat

i am a remnant

i am a remnant
and an artifact

barthelme

barthelme
barthelme
barthel
barthel
barthelme

what would bring you enjoyment?

not having depression
would bring me
enjoyment

Crush Alert!

Who Has A Crush On You?
Find Out Who Now!

surveillance

Even so, keep watching his poetry.

reminders

pay your bills
take your pills

filmmakers who have died this week in alphabetical order

Antonioni
Bergman

when my parents were visiting

when my parents were
visiting i told them that
i was like the dalai lama
or something
it could have been the
margarita talking

free will

no i do not
want to do that
right now

little yogis

testing

h ghh kkjkj.kj

prayer

a footnote
a gash
a pathway
a men

david petraeus

david petraeus
david petraeus
don't betray us

the little boy

i picture you as a little
boy big eyes large head
staring up and curious

she is singing

what is she singing
where is she singing
why is she singing

Epidemiologists

Epidemiologists study the frequency and distribution of diseases within human populations and environments. Specifically, they measure the incidence of disease occurrence and relate it to different characteristics of populations and environments. Epidemiologists perform research, education, and public health practice in universities, government agencies, international organizations, and private corporations.

jobs for which i have an aptitude according to an online personality test

epidemiologist
clergyperson
fine artist
welder
upholsterer

Shirley MacLaine

I have just recently picked up a book that I have had for about four years, and I have just begun to read it. The book is called
"Going Within" by Shirley MacLaine. I started reading it now because I know that I am ready to do so. My soul is letting me know that now is the time to start going within for all of my questions and answers and stop going to sources outside of me. I never really trusted the answers inside of me whenever I would meditate. My belief was always that other people had the answers and that I could never have the answers that I needed. Well, I am at a point where I am starting to take more journeys inward, and I feel that I am now ready to read Shirley MacLaine's book.

shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
mother fucker

also

if you show up there
i will cut you

flower arrangement

today i am going to make
a flower arrangement
and that is all i am going to do

spiritual something

the interior castle
and making stuff
is not leaving me with a fulfilled
feeling
i am all jacked up on something
is it an absence or a presence

they are gone

things made a kind of sense
when they were here
but i still feel fine now
that they are gone

spic and span

something's a coming
and it will be clean and cooked

payment

they have come to my door
demanding payment

some numbers and letters that might kill us

MS13
H5N1
AQI
AQC
41
43
XDRTB
IED
XOXOX

my compassion

i enfold you in my compassion
it floats above the city
it becomes a glowing white
orb
and it settles over the ocean
and when someone swims by
they feel it
as a kind of warmth

clinging

clinging to repression
how does that grab you?

photography retroactively determined to be magic

so photography at one point
was considered the technological
death knell of the aura
that hovers about works of
art but we have just now discovered
with the advent of the computer
and the digital image
that photographs taken with film
and printed on photo paper
are actually magic and therefore
incomprehensible and beautiful

a drink

yes we are getting a drink
but that is it
i am on to your bullshit

lindsay!!!

listen you are totally fucking up
you are a way better actress than scarlett
johannson but you are going to be dead
and then what is the point really
so seriously
just quit it
you are not a baby
also,
stop wrecking your car
and how hard is it
to avoid law enforcment
this shouldn't be that difficult
thank you

that building downtown

that building downtown
you know the one
it's pretty nice, right?

genuine physical attraction

yes that's right
i said it
you and i have a
genuine physical attraction

Signature 67.

Let us suppose that we wanted to know what our friend had eaten for dinner.
We might ask our friend what they had eaten for dinner.
Or if we were at their home we might just look at the dinner table or into the kitchen for
clues. A red sauce still clinging to a plate, or the trace of a vineagrette in the bottom
of a bowl might lead us to a certain conclusion. Or
we might smell something in the air.
Or there might be leftovers packed away in the kitchen.
We can use these examples to explore my notions of firstness, secondness, and thirdness.

stop fucking with me

stop fucking with me
stop fucking with me
stop fucking with me
mother fucker

enlightment

i am feeling pretty enlightened today
if anyone has any questions they
want to ask me
go ahead
but i will probably just tell you
that your question has relatively
little significance in the grand scheme
of things

bobbi

bobbi don't
bobbi don't
bobbi
bobbi
bobbi don't

things to do

buy a batwing top
get more aveeno cleansing cloths
change netflix queue
find a new solution to the problem
of what to eat for breakfast
resolve the hidden anxieties that
are causing me to be unable to see
clearly in my dreams
finish reading that book that i am reading
move on

state of affairs

such as it is