Thursday, May 15, 2008

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

hey everybody

hey everybody
my screenplay has
just been optioned!!!!
so fuck this blog

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

opening line

They were picked up in the garrison city.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

new mantra

no judgements
no conclusions

float

float float float
float float float
float float float
float float

Saturday, April 26, 2008

companion animal

according to my dog food bag
i have a companion animal

Beaver

The brainstorming meetings inspired animated discussion.
"Who has the glassy eyes?," Beaver asked herself as she surveyed
the men around the room, 30 or more of them.
She was invariably the only woman present-as she saw it,
keeping control of the boys. The younger men would
get particularly agitated, excited even.
"You could almost see their dicks getting hard as they got new
ideas," Beaver recalled, a wan smile flickering on her face.
"And I said to myself, You know what? I don't have a dick to
get hard-I can stay detached."

Thursday, April 17, 2008

i can't sit still

i can't sit still
i am not still
still not still

slow and steady

slow and steady
wins the race
unless of course
it is won
by someone fast

Friday, March 28, 2008

a comment

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Monday, March 24, 2008

crop circles

hey crop circle makers
stop making such super bland
fractally uber computerish graphic designy lameness
if i am supposed to have some kind
of raised conciousness by looking at these things
then you are going
to have to do much better than that dumbass
alien head with that encoded! circle next to it

Q: But, the complexity! How could a human have done this?

A: I don't know but these things just look retarded, and i'm bored.